Time Waster Discounts & Deals


My subscribers are a talented bunch and many run their own businesses! Scroll down to find some exclusive discounts and deals that your fellow Time Wasters would like to share with you... but before we get on to those, we've also been given a special discount code for a very special online bookseller, to encourage you all to GET READING! I hope you find these codes useful while you're doing your Christmas shopping and that they encourage you to shop small.


10% your entire basket at hive.co.uk 

Use the code Thinkbook10
(Valid until 31 December 2020)
The lovely people at hive.co.uk have given us 10% off! hive are an online bookseller who give a percentage of each sale to independent bookshops, so that you can continue to support your high street whilst shopping online. You are also able to select which bookshop you support, which is pretty great. They are really keen to support more people to embrace real books and get reading. This code is valid for a limited time, so please do use it! If enough of you do, hive will extend the discount in April.



10% off selected mail order cake boxes from Cat Food Cakes 

(Excludes subscription box. UK only)
Cat's slogan is "Treats BY Cat. Not FOR Cats" - just thought I'd clear that up! Cat makes the most glorious cakes, brownies, marshmallows and cake pops and will send them to you in the post!!! I am obsessed with her salted caramel brownies and her chocolate and peanut butter crunch pops. Need I say more?

10% off helloDODO orders over £35

helloDODO are husband and wife team Ali and Jam - they make pun-tastic unisex clothing and accessories. They screenprint with water-based inks onto 100% organic cotton tees and sweatshirts and recently branches out into babies and kids clothing too!

10% off all products from Eila Natural Skincare

Use the code TIMEOFFLINE

Allie runs Eila Natural Skincare, an independent skincare brand which creates simple, plant based, natural skincare for all skin types. She is passionate about using only natural ingredients and sustainable packaging.



15% off everything at Peach Panda Studio

Peach Panda Studio is the home of all things cute and fun, with adorable stationery, accessories and homewares - this is the place to go for enamel pins, pencil cases, stickers, notepads, pocket mirrors and more!

15% OFF Lorelai's products

(One use per customer)
Lorelai's colourful jewellery is made from single-use plastic and bits and bobs otherwise destined for landfill. You can read all about her in the sustainability issue!

£20 off an SEO Audit from Briony Cullin

Email Briony with the code TIME WASTER:  hello@brionycullin.com
If you have your own website and want people to find it easily you need to know about SEO! Luckily subscriber Briony is something of an expert in the subject and is giving you all the opportunity to have an SEO Audit on your website for the special price of £175 (usually £195). Find more details on the SEO Audit here. 

20% off everything at Emma Jewell Crafts

Use the code CRAFTY20
Emma Jewell Crafts is a craft supply shop for sassy crafty babes! I think you'll really love Emma's products and her mission to making crafting cool is very in line with the Procrastination Paper ethos!
Pink Coat Club

10% off all full price products at Pink Coat Club

Joy designs unique, colourful accessories that celebrate creativity and fun, with a focus on her passion: sewing! You can read all about Joy's love of sewing in issue 2: Creativity.

20% Off all orders over £30 at Candy Queen Designs

Use the code TAKEABREAK
Ever wanted a door knob that looks like a zebra? Or to turn your lights on an off with a rocket? You will when you look at Candy's website - she takes the mundane and makes it magnificent! Candy's designs will help you put the finishing touch to your room or give a truly unique gift!


10% off at MissTheaBella

Use the code PROPAPER10 
(Excludes 'Please Offer Me a Seat' charity pin)
Thea makes disability themed pins to spread awareness and empower people. Thea says, "People should be able to wear their disability with pride, and hopefully by doing this we can break down those awkward barriers and get everyone more comfortable with and respectful of the billion disabled people in the world today". You can read all about her in the Activism issue!
Mashmallow Club


15% off at Marshmallow Club

Use the code NOPHONEZONE
(Valid for Australia, New Zealand, UK, USA - but Dani is currently only posting within Australia, due to Covid)
Dani will send you marshmallows in the post. How great is that? Based in the Blue Mountains in Australia, Dani can be found in her kitchen whipping up a colourful storm and experimenting with flavour combinations like pandan & coconut or black sesame. I'm obsessed with the videos Dani posts on Instagram of her cutting the mallows - SO satisfying! 
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10% off orders over £20 at Chimps Tea Party

(one use only)
Pippa's creativity knows no bounds and she uses her own photographs to make collages, which she then emblazons on cards, cushions, cake toppers, plant pot covers and more. Have you made your Procrastinator Gator (designed by Pippa) from issue 2 yet?


15% off everything at Upsydaisy Craft

Nat makes colourful and quirky original ceramics in the forms of jewellery, artwork and pots inspired by nature, doodles, pattern and BISCUITS. Fun fact: her logo is designed by fellow Time Waster Nikki Miles
Giraffes & Unicorns


10% off everything at Giraffes & Unicorns

Ellie's illustrated prints, cards, stationery and baubles feature one of her favourite things - animals! Ellie presented me with a pet portrait of my late dog George at Blogtacular once and it was so beautiful it made me cry!
Velvet Lemonade


Use code VIPP10
Emma makes colourful jewellery and DIY kits using polymer clay.



10% off everything at fizzi~jayne

(Not to be used in conjunction with any other offer)
Fiona makes charming illustrated products that would make lovely gifts - from mugs to magnets, birthday cards to button badges. Fiona says: " I have suffered with anxiety and depression since I was a teenager and being creative has been a positive distraction to focus my mind". Now she spreads cheer to others through her products and newsletter.
The Sidlaw Hare     

20% off at The Sidlaw Hare

Wendy is a children's author, publisher of kamishibai and an early years teacher. She discovered kamishibai whilst teaching in Japan - it translates as 'paper theatre' and is a story laid out on a series of large cards, which can be used with or without a frame. Using the frame means you can have your hands free whilst reading and it allows for a dramatic and engaging story time.  Wendy's latest story - 'Daphne and Stan' is illustrated by Samantha Eynon, whose work was featured in issue 5 of the Procrastination Paper. It's all about a dog who is sad and lonely because her owner spends too much time looking at his phone!
Neon Gray


Lesley combines her love of photography and design to create a unique blend of fun products, many of which have a Scottish theme.